Saturday, March 21, 2009

A Chest As Smooth As A Baby's Bottom


Someone couldn't be bothered to button their shirt, or put on a T-shirt for this photo shoot. So feast your eyes on the oh-so-appealing glimpse of his pre-pubescent teenage boy-looking chest. Classy. Come and get it, ladies.

Doubtful he's looking as svelte these days, as this photo is at least 20+ years old and he may well have packed on a few pounds and successfully navigated the perils of puberty. Based on how freakin' obscure this band is (though they did manage to release a very hard to find album), we may never know.

The rest of the band aren't really that bad. The mirrored aviator shades are pretty sweet (pre-Axl Rose, of course) and, if nothing else, they managed to clearly establish a basic heavy metal look. No one was gonna mistake them for, say, Loverboy. OK, maybe Loverboy, but not Dexy's Midnight Runners.

4 comments:

Invisible Oranges said...

Guy on the right reminds me of a sleazy Chuck Schuldiner. Guy with the shades is where the action's at, though. He's like if Seth Rogen were in the Village People.

Keir said...

I love the guy with the shades. He has "Third World interpretation of heavy metal" written all over him.

Keir said...

This is Italy’s SHINING BLADE! I noticed a similar picture on the back of the Speed Metal Hell comp.

AT said...

Correct. Nice work, once again!